Friday, November 30, 2007

John Forest Gump

John Forest Gump
John Forest Gump
Rode his bike over a hump
It shook him so much he had to go dump
John Forest Gump
John Forest Gump

Wearing dark denim you ride in
Dark denim pants, dark denim coat, dark unwashed long hair
Upon the ten speed with bolt-on axle wheels you ride
On a rainy West End day your rear tire flat
Bike wet and dirty, denim wet and dirty
Pays in cash pays in cash

My dear loyal customer
Our toilet plumbing it fails sadly
Our toilet seat you leave a streak
Your dump it leaves a stench
My weary hands now must clean
Never again will you see the porcelain of the shop

John Forest Gump
John Forest Gump
Rode his bike over a hump
It shook him so much he had to go dump
John Forest Gump
John Forest Gump